Very Funny!! See How This Police Officer Replied A Man Who Asked Him “Who Killed Abel”?

This is a Joke!

I was at the police station to see the DPO;
at the counter I met a constable reading
the Bible, precisely Genesis . I was
impressed and I asked him, who killed
Abel – Adam’s son?
He looked at me with dismay and said
‘Ask Sergeant Ken, he is the one in-charge
of murder cases#Lol
Hope you’re enjoying your weekend?....
By Onyekachi Anyanwu

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